I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke here is that this person thinks everyone is staring at their butt. But they're also implying that their butt hurts, probably because they like butt stuff, wink wink. Get it? Because you're dumb, I had to explain it.