Short jokes
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
Good morning? Goodbye!
Die.
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
But why?
Atom
Electron
What are clowns good at?
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!