Short jokes
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Nerverack.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."