Short jokes

Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?

Because he kneaded the dough!

Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.

Me, myself, and I.

Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.

What's the difference between a boy and gold?

More people want gold.

Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.

What’s the difference between a living and dead person?

I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.

Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."

What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?

A Panera grade.

My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.

How do rappers like their pizza?

With extra bars and dough!

How does a rapper clean his house?

With a LIL' SCRUB.

Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?

qestrrrr.

Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.

Why is Joe cool?

I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!

Verga.