Short jokes
Your mom gay.
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What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
Where is Colorado?
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"