What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
Short Jokes
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck. I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?
The tree left him hanging.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy.
GO AWAY!
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
