Short jokes

Short jokes

Sex

Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.

Woman

What is the similarity between women and freezers?

We like to put our meat in them.

Country

If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.

Fool

The date is April 1st.

Somebody asks you what you are doing.

“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“

Dog

What do you call a dog without legs?

Nothing, it won't come either way.

Waiter

The waiter recommended the rug meal.

She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.