Short jokes
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Who's an orphan?
You are.
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
A man walks into a bar and then out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.