Short jokes

Short jokes

Donald Trump

What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.

People

Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.

Forehead

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

Amogus

Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

Wish

If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.

Ward

What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?

Insurance fraud.