Short jokes
Kart! (DYM 151)
When is a priest's best compromise?
A failed Baptism.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."
WTF 850 COMMENTS???
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Where is Colorado?
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.