Short jokes
Hello friken world shitytytytytytyt.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Joe Mama!
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
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What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What is your car's name?
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕