Short jokes

Short jokes

Word

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

Shotgun

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

Mum

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

Message

What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?

"I CAN'T BREATHE!"

Orphan

What do orphans call a holiday?

A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.

Hooker

Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?

A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Skunk

I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.