Short jokes
My name is Martha.
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
just yeah bruh and yeah.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.