Knock knock.
Boo.
No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.
Short Jokes
Eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee.
joko
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
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Stan Lee walked into a school one day.
Just kidding, he's fuckin dead :(
I'm a lady, so I'm a man.
Johnny, make a joke. The joke is you because Little Johnny has a sense of humor because you're an idiot.
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
Jak
Kade
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
I punched you so hard that I'll call you "Droppy Pussy."
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
