Short jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
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What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.