Short jokes
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
I just found out I'm colorblind. News came out of the purple.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.
Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.