Short jokes
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
I just found out I'm colorblind. News came out of the purple.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.