There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
Short Jokes
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
I just found out I'm colorblind. News came out of the purple.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"
Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.
Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
