Short jokes

Short jokes

Cleanliness

With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

Kanye West

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

Brother

My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.

Sex

What do sex and food have in common?

My sister makes it better than my cousin.

Roulette

I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.

Difference

There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."

Dwarf

I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.

Simply because they look up to me.

Racism

What do Nike and the KKK have in common?

They both make Black people run faster.

Documentary

I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.

It was a touching story.

Poem

Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!

Dog

Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?

A: Either way they'll kill your dog.

Norway

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.