Short jokes
Your mom gay.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
Hi! Could I join?
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing, arrow!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
What has four legs and works at McDonald's?
The remaining members of Nirvana.
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.