Short jokes
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.
Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!