Short jokes
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died? Because they don't fear him anymore.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex...
I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.
A fake name and a fake phone number.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
Dead people jokes are the best, they're ground breaking.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭
To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)