Short jokes
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...
...but it left him hanging.
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.
"Was it hung?" her friend asks.
"No, he was shot."
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
😐😑
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
What's the difference between a six-year-old and a submarine?
I've never been inside a submarine.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.