What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
Short Jokes
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
Dead people jokes are the best, they're ground breaking.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭
To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
This is really mean...
A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
