Short jokes
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What's the difference between a six-year-old and a submarine?
I've never been inside a submarine.
What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.