Short jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!
Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?
I’m gay.
Did you hear about the new sex doll they've invented for Muslims?
It blows itself up!!
If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
What's the difference between a six-year-old and a submarine?
I've never been inside a submarine.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.