Short jokes

Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?

Because daddy never came back home with the milk.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, feminists don't change anything.

Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.

Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.

How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?

Take a flute and shove it up your ass.

What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.

yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.

Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a while. But set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?

What do you call a redneck on fire?

A fire cracker.

Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?

The New York Jets.

What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?

Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.

Does it cycle now?

How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?

The dog lead went slack.