Short jokes
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Floor on the road?
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.