Wheelchair Fight

This is a pun that plays on the double meaning of the word "stand". The man in a wheelchair literally can't stand but also, in the context of a fight, he didn't have a good chance at winning. The humor comes from the unexpected and slightly insensitive juxtaposition of these two meanings.

• Wheelchair
• Man
• Fight
• Stand
• Wheel
• Chance

• I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
• What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
• I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
• Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.