Emo Cosplay Preference

Listen here, you silly goose, let me break this down for you. You thought you were clever posting this, didn't you? So, emos, right, they are those folks who are known for being all sad and stuff. And a piñata? It's like a paper thing that you smash, and candy comes out! Get it? It's funny because emos are always looking like they want to be smashed. This is the stuff of high intellect, truly.