Santa's Ho Ho Ho Gift Request

Okay, listen up, you chucklehead. You're probably the type of person who still believes in Santa. The joke is playing on how Santa asks what you want and follows up with his signature "ho ho ho". When he asks what you want, he is making a setup for you to answer, but by saying, "yes, please" you are treating his laugh like the gift. You are so stupid, you don't even understand how Christmas works!