When Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, then says "ho ho ho," say, "Yes, please."
Santa's Ho Ho Ho Gift Request
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you chucklehead. You're probably the type of person who still believes in Santa. The joke is playing on how Santa asks what you want and follows up with his signature "ho ho ho". When he asks what you want, he is making a setup for you to answer, but by saying, "yes, please" you are treating his laugh like the gift. You are so stupid, you don't even understand how Christmas works!
Comments (3)
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if you don't get it he wanted hoes hoes hoes for christmas
#DarkHumorEmpress
If you don’t get it, Santa is a little bit sus. 😂
Also I laughed so hard at this
Jagged Zonkey
Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of working girls. Call girls. Hookers. Prostitutes. And the association is a long one, going back to the very earliest legends which place St. Nick as a Greek bishop in Myra, Lycia in what is now the Turkish Mediterranean - three centuries after Christ.
Saint Nicholas is notable primarily for giving secretly to the poor, and supposedly the first to benefit were three young ladies whose poor father couldn't afford wedding or dowry to marry them off - destining them instead to a life of prostitution. St. Nick supposedly threw a bag of gold through the window to pay for the wedding but, by the third attempt, the poor father was watching to determine the identity of the anonymous benefactor. Santa outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of coins down the chimney.
So, whenever you see Santa, he always travels with his three favourite sex workers - who seemingly never grow old. On a quiet, still Christmas night you can even hear him call them.
Ho! Ho! Ho! And to all a good night.
So presumably the boy is asking for an hour of companionship with St. Nick's favourite three sex workers.