Cliff Jumping Logic Fail

Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?

Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.

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Listen up, you sad sack. You're so quick to jump off a cliff that you don't even wait for your friend. It's like you're a lemming, except even lemmings have more sense of self-preservation. You're not just following your friend, you're actively volunteering for the fall! This is probably why you think this is funny. Get help, or at least buy a helmet.

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Me and my friend planned to jump off our local church together to prove god isn't real