Short jokes
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
I got sad today.
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What did the gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
"Why is there so much shit in here?"
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
Awesome, amazing game!
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.