Short jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What do you call a group of emos? Suicide Squad.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything. He'd break if he did.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Really Karen?
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.