Out of Rope at the Store

Listen here, you smooth-brained mammal, you thought the lack of rope at the store was just some regular inconvenience, didn't ya? Wrong! It's a dark joke, ya see? This person was planning to use that rope to, uh, *end it all*, but the store was out. This means their 'good day' was actually them planning to commit suicide and being annoyed when they couldn't get the tools. You probably think that's just people making plans for the weekend, don't you?