Bridge Jump Logic

This is a dark joke where the kid, Tommy, is responding to his dad's question about jumping off a bridge, not with concern, but by seeing it as an opportunity to use the bodies of other people as a cushion for a potentially lethal jump. It's funny because it's so morbid and unexpected.

• Dad
• Bridge
• Body
• Jump
• Fall
• Danger

• What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
• Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow? Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
• Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you? Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.
• Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents. 1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.