Short jokes
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
What is a woman?
A walking vagina who nags.
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Habit.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
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Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Girl: "How do you feel about abortion?"
Dad: "Ask your sister."
Girl: "I don't have a..."