Short jokes
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
Technically, suicide is murder, and murder is illegal, so if I kill myself, my body should go to jail.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.