Short jokes
It's not rape if you're both crying.
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.