Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
Short Jokes
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
