Short jokes
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Niall Devine, clown.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!" Genie: "Wish granted!" When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.