Short jokes
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Baka!
riding (DYM 145).
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
A termite walks into the bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
What did the girl say when she ran through the door? Ouch.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.