Short jokes
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”
MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!