Depressed person

Depressed Person Jokes

Depression

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Suicide

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso espresso.

Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.

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  • Drink

    What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

    A depresso espresso.

    JK.

    It's cyanide.

    Suicide

    Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!

    Suicide

    What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?

    Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)

    Time

    The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.

    Depression

    What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?

    Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.

    Depression

    What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?

    They both have something hanging in their closet.

    Depression

    How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?

    5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.