Depressed person jokes
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!