What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
What's a depressed persons favourite drink
Depresso espresso
Nah just kidding it's bleach
why did the depressed person cross the road.
to get ran over.
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal???
LIFE
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A depresso espresso.
Jk
It's cyanide.
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
How to complement a depressed person: I like your cuts g
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
What do u call a depressed person
Me
What would fall out of a tree first? A depressed person or a feather?.
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
The closest thing in a depression person's life is a knife and his/her throat
Why you can't kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...
what do you tell a depressed person?
just hang in there!
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What’s the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won’t cut itself.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb? 5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke? A stroke of luck :)
