The Negative Girl

The joke plays on the double meaning of "made wet". It uses math to set up a punchline where the speaker is claiming they've made a girl wet in a way that's typically considered attractive, but they're using negative one to indicate that in reality they've been unsuccessful.

• Umbrella
• Girl
• Number
• Wet
• Hotness
• Math

• I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
• Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
• If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
• "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.