Short jokes
What should my next YT vid be about?
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
POV: you
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.