Short jokes

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?

Trick question, emo is a handicap.

When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"

How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?

I poo 11 times a day.

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!

Why is NASA so sus?

'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Lenard is a joke.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

I should just flush this joke away.

Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.