Short jokes
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Big feet equals mini meat.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
Fatherless jokes.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.