Short jokes
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
I poo 11 times a day.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.