Short jokes
How is the weather down there?
Orgasm means two things:
1. During you masturbate.
2. You torture phantoms.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
Mommy?
You're an alcoholic!
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
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Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!