Short jokes
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?