Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Short Jokes
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
Uwuuuuu
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.
I said, "Maybe."
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
