Short jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
I unironically shit myself. I am so sorry.
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"