Bender jokes

When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?

What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.

Bender.

Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.

Iran: We can beat the USA.

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