Bender jokes

When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?

What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.

Bender.

Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.

Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."

Joe: "Bi den"

Iran: We can beat the USA.

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