Sugar Daddy jokes

Why are orphans whores?

Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?

They actually can call someone "daddy!"

What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?

They both be fucking sugar daddies.

"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.