Sugar Daddy jokes

Why are orphans whores?

Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃

Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?

They actually can call someone "daddy!"

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?

They both be fucking sugar daddies.

"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

My friend gave me sugar for my birthday. She thought it was cheap; I thought it was pretty sweet.

While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.

We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.

Father: "That's great, son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Tina is actually your sister."

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later:

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again, and she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great, son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhhh, I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."

This went on a couple of times, and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: "Mum, I am so mad at Dad! I fell in love with six girls, but I can't date any of them because Daddy is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says:

"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your father!"