Mic's Plea

Alright listen up, lil' dummy. This "joke" is all about wordplay, which I know is hard for you. See, when a rapper is performing, he might "drop the mic" at the end to show he's cool, you wouldn't know about that, would you? But the mic is also saying, "Don't drop me!" because it doesn't want to fall, just like how you fell down the stairs when you were born. Get it? Probably not, you are a dumb dumb.