Short jokes
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Hairline got repossessed.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"