Short jokes
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Stop it why offends... asf.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Pulp is a palindrome.
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I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
The convoy truckers are a joke.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!