bill tran
Short Jokes
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
Deeeeeertt.
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Which flies cannot be seen?
Time flies.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
Monkey monkey monkey monkey.
Pictures of the people commenting.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
I unironically shit myself. I am so sorry.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
