Short jokes
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Suck my cheetah.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.