Short jokes
Literally the most popular job: YouTube.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
I am starting a frog cult now!
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
I should just flush this joke away.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.