Short jokes
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Eli is hot.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.