Short jokes

Short jokes

Cell phone

Warning! Cringe Alert!

What happens when you leave your phone at jail?

It becomes a cell phone.

Dolphin

A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.

Number

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.

Depression

Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?

Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

Jenga

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Nut

The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.

Cracker

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Momma

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.