Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Short Jokes
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
Who needs parents to be great?
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
