Short jokes
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, Iβm trying to shit!
Brazil is a joke.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They donβt have fathers or Motherβs Day.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasnβt: Upstairs.
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
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Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.