Short jokes
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
How is the weather down there?
Orgasm means two things:
1. During you masturbate.
2. You torture phantoms.
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!