Short jokes
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
God's consciousness: Art.
God's unconsciousness: Christianity.
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Like if I'm fine-ish.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.