Short jokes
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
You smell!
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."