Short jokes
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
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My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
All of us.
Kenya believe it?