Short jokes
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
Down syndrome people are like dogs.
Prove me wrong.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
How do you make a baby cry?
You punch it in the face.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
My life.
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
I usually hang up Halloween decorations,
but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
My nan's gayyyyyy.