Swearing at Church

Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?

Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, numbskull! So, this kid asks what happens if you curse in church, right? And the mom says a nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you up! It's funny because it's unexpected! Nuns are supposed to be peaceful, not some ninja warrior from hell. You probably thought church was a place for prayer! Get real, churches are full of demons!

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