Femboy Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Gay

"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."

Date

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

Beta

No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?

Memes

Bussy

An M&M cartoon character with a sad face and brown stains on its head with the text: "THAT FEMBOY WASNT LYING. THAT BUSSY CAN SQUIRT."

Pov

Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.

Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.

Emo girl

Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.

Game

Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"

Non-binary people: *cries*

Boy

Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?

Because momma never raised no pussy.

Shower

A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."

Bisexual man

What is gay - curious 🤔 😳

👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.

👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?

🚲 🚲 🚲

😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.

Memes

Stock Market

A Twitter post by Donald Trump with the text "Stock market hits another high with spirit and enthusiasm so positive. Jobs outlook looking very good! #MAGA" accompanied by a picture with two furry cartoon characters and the text "FEMBOYS RULE". This is followed by another Twitter post by Donald Trump replying to the first post "I am terribly sorry that is the wrong photo".

FBI

A black t-shirt with "FBI" printed in white with a red line on top. Below, it says "FEMBOY BUSSY INSPECTOR" in white.

Woman

A screenshot of a 4chan conversation. The first anonymous poster says, "I think I'm into femboys with vaginas, how do you call that?" The second anonymous poster replies with, "that's called a woman you dumb motherfucker. you stupid fucking ape."

Friendship

Curse

As the strongest curse, Jogot fought the frog, the king of curses. He began to open his domain. Sukuna shrunk back in fear.

The image shows a grid of 6 different panels each containing a drawing of an anime character with a label below. The panels are labeled "CHINESE SORCERER", "JOGOAT", "SUPER-SENIOR GOJO", "FEMBOY FARMER", "FRAUDKUNA", "GLAZER", "POTENTIAL MAN", and "GOY JO".

Fish

A person wearing a light-colored hoodie, a black and white plaid pleated skirt, and black tights, holds a fish with both hands. The fish is a rainbow trout, with speckled skin. A large red circle highlights the fish, and a red arrow points towards it. Below the image, white text reads: "He's never been held by a femboy before."

Violence

A three-panel stick figure comic. The first panel shows a lonely stick figure in a dark, scribbled void, representing depression or isolation. The second panel introduces a second stick figure, a femboy character with cat ears and tail, appearing from behind a wall, with the first stick figure reacting positively with the text 'omg femboy hi!!!'. The third panel shows the first stick figure holding a squirt gun labeled 'hydroflouric acid', spraying the now-chained femboy character, causing visible injury and blood.

Slang

A screenshot of a fake definition page for the skull emoji '💀' in slang. The title is 'Skull emoji in slang'. The definition states that the skull emoji in slang is a way to replace 'I'm a slutty Femboy' or 'Please fuck me with your big hard cock', commonly used by Femboys and very Lesbian women. It urges the reader to 'rid this world of "💀" users' and 'report any you find on the internet'. It then repeats '💀💀💀'. Below, it summarizes '💀 Skull emoji in slang meaning "please fuck me" or another scentence along the lines of "I'm a femboy"'. It is attributed 'by 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 December 31, 2022'. Below that are buttons indicating 2539 likes, 342 dislikes, and a flag option.

History

Shitpost-master general

A timeline showing important events. The timeline begins 'Long ago' on the left and ends with '2025' on the right. Events include: the wheel, a picture of basketball player LeBron James labeled 'the bron', an air fryer, fire, and femboys.

Slur

A YouTube video thumbnail shows an anime-style character with short white hair and soft features, wearing a purple shirt, looking shyly to the side. Large, glowing, purple-pink 3D letters spell out "Shy Femboy Calls you a N****R" across a bed in a dimly lit, purple-themed room decorated with string lights. Below the thumbnail, the video title reads "Shy femboy calls you a n****r | Femboy ASMR". The video has 33K views and was uploaded 2 months ago. The video duration is 0:18.

Community

Shitpost master-general

waaaaaa waaaaaa ahhhh I just want to be a cute femboy someday ahhhhh

So we have eb and eh but what about a bot that is a cute Femboy? 🥹🫱

Ethan eli be on Bandlab more im depressed without my fav femboy twinks