Short jokes
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
W fr W
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
What do you call James, James?
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!