Short jokes

Short jokes

Butt

How do butts stay cool in the summer?

They stay in crack conditioning.

Rapper

Why did the rapper start gardening?

He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.

Cock

What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?

My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.

Priest

A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.

He orders a beer.

Glass

Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.

Career

Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.

Shipping

Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!

Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!

Emo

What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?

The hangover.

Song

Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.

Dishwasher

Knock knock!!

Who's there??

Dishwasher!!

Dishwasher who??

Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!