Short jokes
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
There is no god. None, not one.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.