Short jokes
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
Jack and Jill went up the hill for drunkin' wild sex.
Jack went by Jill to get a lick, and watched Jill get off on a stick.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Deez nutz!
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.