You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Extreme Poverty
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is about someone who's so broke, even criminals feel sorry for them. It's like being so bad at something that even your rivals pity you. You know, kinda like how everyone feels when they see you try to parallel park. They just shake their heads and walk away. Sad, but kinda funny, right?