Short jokes

Short jokes

Woman

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

Woman

What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.

Orphan

What do emo kids have in common with orphans?

They both depress'd on the inside.

Gay

I am gay, is that ok?

I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.

Orphan

Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?

Because they don't know what a home is.

Date

Why is 4/20 such an epic date?

Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)

Mamma

Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Fruit

What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?

I don't eat the fruit.