Short jokes

Short jokes

Name

It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!

Penguin

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.

Banana

What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.

Job

Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?

A: He got caught drinking on the job.

Shooting

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

Hole

Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Redneck

How do you find a redneck virgin?

Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.