Short jokes
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
What is a "dad?"
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.