Short jokes
A man enters the bank and says, "Hi, I'm robbing you!" The man was arrested instantly.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.
Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!
If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].