Short jokes
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Jenga.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
I fucking hate school, god damn!
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.