Short jokes
What's the difference between Andy and acne?
Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
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What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
I'm going to piss on the floor.
Read if gay.
Aha!
How do you tell when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.
My friend had a drink called Quick Start, so I said, "That's a quick start to the morning!"
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
Kollaps