Short jokes
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
Siu!!
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
"Gotta number one victory royale."
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"