When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
Short Jokes
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Toby Fox.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Logan Paul.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
