Short jokes
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
Hey Qwen, it's me.
Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,
Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.
Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?
Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
You should always be happy about family and love.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"