Short jokes

Is your mom a virgin?

Mine is.

How am I alive?

You tell me.

What is wrong with orphans' phones?

They'll never have a home screen.

I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.

My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.

Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰

Can bees fly in the rain?

Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!

Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?

Diabetes.

Would you like to win 100k?

Comment on my next video for a chance to win!

Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.

“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”

You.

Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O

Why did the chicken cross the road?

IDK! WHY?

To go see yo mama!

What type of phone do orphans have?

Android because they don't have a home button.

Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!

Bob Weir: Where are you going?

Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈

"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.

Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"

Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!

A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.