Short jokes
I trained a wolf to meditate, so now she's aware-wolf.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"
At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
9/11
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"