Short jokes
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!