What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
Short Jokes
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
I don't get mitosis.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
Lol.
