Short jokes
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Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
My mum touched my friend, but she wasn’t the she’s only 12.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
My girlfriend said, "GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!"
So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
1 + 1 = window.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?