Short jokes

Short jokes

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Crime

"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"

Priest

How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?

One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.

Brownie

Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?

Because she wanted to join the Brownies.

British

What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?

The British are cumming! The British are cumming!

Difference

What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?

There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.

Sex

Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.

Heaven

When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend said, "GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!"

So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.

Pool

Do you want to go to the pool?

Yes? Well, water you waiting for?