Short jokes

Short jokes

Mars Bar

If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!

Shit

What's red, green, and smells like shit?

... Red and green shit.

Mistake

Were you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen?

Dad

A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"

Ditch

What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?

You after you disrespect me.

Terrorist

Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?

He was actually quite funny...

He just blew the delivery.

(I'll show myself out).

Orphan

Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.

Like this if you think orphans are cool!

Leg day

When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.

Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!

Star Wars

Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg

Black Hole

Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?