Short jokes
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
Poopoo man.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)