So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Short Jokes
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
I love going to sleep at night.
I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
