Short jokes
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD