Short jokes
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
Were you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen?
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
Incest is wincest.
My life.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
I am curious how many likes this will get.
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