Short jokes
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
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Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
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Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"