Short jokes
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
She blew on it, and it went hard.
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄