Short jokes
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Ask a darkie for a light.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
Manchester City is gay.
Uranus has 27 moons.