Short jokes
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
Dwarf Shortage.
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
These are meannnnn.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!