Short jokes
I like dildos.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
I put on my hazmat suit, and grabbed my equipment, and said, "My time to shine!"
I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"