Short jokes

Short jokes

Hooker

What do you call a dead hooker?

It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.

Name

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.

Religion

Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.

We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.

Cheese

Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"

Because the cheese got raped.

Gun

I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.

9/11

What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?

They're both inside jobs.

Sex

"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."

Place

Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?

In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢

Fish

Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.

Cuphead

This is a Cuphead joke.

Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!

Nun

What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head!