What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
Slartibartfast
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited. Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer