Short jokes
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
My girlfriend said, "GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!"
So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
Manchester City is gay.
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
Incest is wincest.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.