Short jokes
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
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What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
Hey mum, why do people keep suddenly dying in our family?
Mum?
Mum?
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
Q: What's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth?
A: Her dead fetus.
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
My teacher is a rapist.
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
Why do cheetahs have spots?
Chickenpox!
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Why did Sally run into a tree?
She is blind.
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!