Short jokes
She blew on it, and it went hard.
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
Guess how I'm getting laid tonight?
"I'm stronger than you."
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
Cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already at stage four!
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."
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