What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
Short Jokes
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Whoās there? Not Suzy.
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. šš
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
Who is Barry B. Bensonās favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Robert Ryall
My dick is longer than your life.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
Hey, can you hold this for a second?
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
