Short jokes
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Rip Juice WRLD.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.