Short jokes
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Lawrence in maths ;)
Did you hear about the Mormons?
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
PORNHUB
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.