Short jokes
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
U can vent here idc.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.