Short jokes
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Who's Lil John?
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
U die from robot bite.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021