Bush and Afghanistan

  • 9/10/01

    Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”

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    Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is about how Bush knew about 9/11 before it happened. He told everyone to fake being sad so he could start a war with Afghanistan. In reality, Bush didn't know about the attacks beforehand, and Afghanistan was targeted because the terrorist group al-Qaeda, who planned the attacks, was based there. Looks like the author of this joke is the type to wear a helmet to eat soup.

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