What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.
Part 1
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."