Short jokes
It's punny.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."