Short jokes
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
Lawrence in maths ;)
How's it going @#$!
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
Did you hear about the Mormons?
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
PORNHUB
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?