Short jokes
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
Women’s rights.