Short jokes
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Ready when you are, KK.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Eshay.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!