Short jokes
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
So Mungus.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.