Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Short Jokes
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Anyone wanna chat?
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
