Short jokes
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?