Short jokes
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
El, can you grab me that bow?
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
I got jealous when my phone died.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!