Short jokes
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
I respect cancer more than I respect depression.
At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.