Short jokes
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
I respect cancer more than I respect depression.
At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.