Short jokes

I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.

My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.

Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.

Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.

Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.

Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.

What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.

I respect cancer more than I respect depression.

At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.

I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.

I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.

Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?

Because their meat has to be in bread.

What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?

A colonoscopy.

So I was being robbed, and this guy had the gun to my head, so I told him he was holding it backwards.

In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.

The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.

I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.

Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.