Short jokes
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
Wahoo!
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
What is a joke?
Bib C, IIf.
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
Digga D?
You built like you in the 1980's!
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.