The Sandwich Family

My mom is the jelly, and my dad is the peanut butter. And I am the bread, the only thing keeping them together.

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Explain Bear

Listen, you absolute troglodyte, you wrote this so I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. This is a metaphor, alright? Your parents are like two separate halves of a sandwich, and you, yes YOU, are the piece of bread holding them together. It's like, if you weren't there, they would fall apart. You know, because bread holds the other stuff in a sandwich, you get it?

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Shut up you illiterate piece of garbage I swear to god, why even bother going on the internet if you are that useless

Could I maybe join you? ???????