Short jokes
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
I got you the candy. Haha! You idiot, it's poison!
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
No.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?
They both leave you hanging.
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
"Tyler teller, come to daddy!"
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Q: What's a hooker's favourite SpongeBob episode?
A: Rock Bottom.