Short jokes
Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?
I’d really like to meter.
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.