Short jokes
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?
I’d really like to meter.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.