World War 2

World War 2 Jokes

Guy

When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

Me watching a World War 2 documentary.

War

*World War 2 going on and then stops.*

Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."

Hitler

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?

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  • Book

    What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."

    Anal

    I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"

    Hitler

    What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.

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  • Pole

    A man walks into a bar.

    Then he walks into a Pole.

    Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"

    Hitler

    Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?

    A. An easy bake oven.

    Hitler

    God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.

    Hitler: πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

    God: 😩😩😩😩

    Discount

    Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.

    Cashier: Sure!

    Elderly man: Danke.