World War 2 jokes
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Steel led to World War 2.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.
Hitler: 👌👌👌👌
God: 😩😩😩😩
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
Hitler.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.