World War 2 jokes
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Steel led to World War 2.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.
Hitler: 👌👌👌👌
God: 😩😩😩😩
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
Hitler.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?