Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Steel led to world war 2
*World war 2 going on and then stops* Me: I guess you vould say it was a gory-ious battle.
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
Elderly man: can I get a discount please, I fought in world war 2..
Cashier: sure!
Elderly man: danke
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in Ethnic Cleansing.
