Short jokes
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
Joke: CookVR
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Yeestt?
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
POV: you
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.
Viggie tickles.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.