Short jokes
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Big butt
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
I got you the candy. Haha! You idiot, it's poison!
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
The more they smile, the less they see.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.