Short jokes
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.