Quiet Kid Jokes

Anonymous
in Offensive

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5

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Pumped Up Kicks
in Shooting

when you’re the only one nice to the quiet kid.

kid: i like you… don’t go to school tomorrow.

Anonymous

Quiet kid: I’m home! Parents: What did you learn at school today? Quiet kid: ive learned that ive had enough!

Anonymous
in Shooting

The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.

quiet kid
in Gun

when your sitting in class and the quiet kid yells lovely day isnt it … and u see a Glock shape in his pocket

a normal kid brings an MP3 to school

a rich kid brings an MP4 to school

quiet kid brings an MP5

Anonymous

when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag

other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot

random person

When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter and you didn’t get to pull out the AK

Anonymous
in Yo mama

Boy- your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster Quiet kid- your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s

in Depression

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

D.K.

When the school shooter enters the classroom and its the quiet kids dad

Anonymous

Teacher: I’m sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I’ll show you my own 74 Classroom: visible panic

What the worst thing that can happen to schools?

Quiet kids.

Anonymous

the quiet kids dad dies u go knock knock who’s there not your dad then he says what comes after 47 then the quiet kid says ak

Anonymous

Teacher: What month is it? Quiet kid: AUG-ust Classroom: visible concern

th3 n0rm4l k1d
in Offensive

americans live in the U.S.A. the quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.

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Anonymous

I asked my class what comes before 47 everyone said 46 except for the quiet kid who sad ak

Anonymous
in Shooter

Me: Hey thats a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there? The Quiet Kid: Yeah, Magazines…

Anonymous

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day but your mom makes you go anyway

Anonymous
in Shooting

me: stops the quiet kid from getting bullied :him: dont come to school tommorow trust me :me "/

Anonymous

a teacher says what comes befor 47 quite kid ak

Anonymous

When your mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone good times

Anonymous

BULLY v.s QUIET KID

Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a tic tac

Quiet Kid: Thats why your moms breath smells so good. QUIET KID WINS