The 30+ Best Quiet Kid Jokes

When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.

Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."

Quiet kid: "I'm home!" Parents: "What did you learn at school today?" Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5

The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.

Teacher: I'm sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I'll show you my own 74 Classroom: *visible panic*

when your sitting in class and the quiet kid yells lovely day isnt it ... and u see a Glock shape in his pocket

Me: Hey thats a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there? The Quiet Kid: Yeah, Magazines.....

a normal kid brings an MP3 to school

a rich kid brings an MP4 to school

quiet kid brings an MP5

What the worst thing that can happen to schools?

Quiet kids.

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day but your mom makes you go anyway

americans live in the U.S.A. the quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.

The school shooter: I finally found you worthless crybabies!! The Quiet Kid: How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same? The school shooter: I don't know. The Quiet kid: When you pull them out every body wants to be your friend.

my teacher: if you could go anywhere where would you go...me: demon slayer. my teacher: why. the quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."