Quiet Kid

Quiet Kid Jokes

Kid

When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.

Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."

Kid

Quiet kid: "I'm home!"

Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"

Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"

Mp5

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

School Shooter

Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."

Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."

Classroom: *visible panic*

Glock

When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.

Magazine

Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?

The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....

Mp5

A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.

A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.

A quiet kid brings an MP5.

School

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

Kid

Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.

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  • School shooting

    The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"

    The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"

    The school shooter: "I don't know."

    The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."

    Demon Slayer

    My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

    Me: Demon Slayer.

    My teacher: Why?

    The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

    Depression

    You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

    Kid

    What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?

    Quiet kids.

    Kid

    Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"

    Kid: "A leopard."

    Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."

    Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

    Kid

    The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

    Dad

    The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

    "Who's there?"

    "Not your dad."

    Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

    The quiet kid says, "AK."

    Shooter

    When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.