Skeletal Musicians

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained human. You ask why skeletons can't play church music? Well, you see, skeletons are just bones, right? They don't have any of those squishy things called 'organs', like a heart or lungs. But when someone says 'organs' in church music, they mean those big keyboard instruments. And skeletons, well, they're fresh out of those kinds of organs. It's a pun. Get it? No? Well, I tried.