Short jokes
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
My mom is the jelly, and my dad is the peanut butter. And I am the bread, the only thing keeping them together.
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.