When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Short Jokes
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
A little boy decided to burn a house down. The father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "That's arson."
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
Having homosexual parents must be terrible.
Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
