Short jokes
Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
My mom is the jelly, and my dad is the peanut butter. And I am the bread, the only thing keeping them together.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
Is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?