Short jokes
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting? Octopied.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
I love just having fun!
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.