Short jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
My kitchen was rearranged today. The tables have turned, and the steaks are higher.
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤