Short jokes
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."
Girlfriend after sex: How did you get so good at eating pussy?
Boyfriend: My mom taught me.
When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
What do you call a fish with two knees?
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.
Her boyfriend said "Hi."
I said, "Knife to meet you!"
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.
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