What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
Short Jokes
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
I am awesome, look at me!
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
