Autistic person jokes

What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?

A LETHAL WEAPON!

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?

Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.

(Not meant to be triggering).

What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?

Guarded.

How do you kill a spider?

Just get an autistic person.

What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:

A Quiet Place?

Autistic spesh people are drongos.

What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.

I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.

I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.