Autistic person jokes

What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?

A LETHAL WEAPON!

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?

Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.

(Not meant to be triggering).

What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?

Guarded.

How do you kill a spider?

Just get an autistic person.

What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:

A Quiet Place?

Autistic spesh people are drongos.

What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.

What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?

A dumbism star.

What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.

I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.

I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.