Autistic person jokes

What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?

A LETHAL WEAPON!

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?

Guarded.

How do you kill a spider?

Just get an autistic person.

Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?

Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.

(Not meant to be triggering).

What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:

A Quiet Place?

What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.

What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?

A disorder.

Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.

Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.

Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.