Autistic person jokes
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
Why should you lose your virginity to an autistic person?
Because virginity needs to be lost with someone special.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
An autistic kid.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
I'm autistic.
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!