Autistic Person Jokes

Autism

What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?

A LETHAL WEAPON!

Name

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

Refrigerator

Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?

Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.

(Not meant to be triggering).